February 19, 2014 Leave a comment
Now I am scared for new reasons.
Finally I got something. An interview with a couple of straight, slightly stiff young professionals, followed by a presentation to them and their bosses, the company’s unremarkable (slightly vacant?) founders, then an interview with them. Then an offer, on initially freelance terms. Some number-crunching, a 3 month proposal, an acceptance.
Still it means returning to a ‘proper’ office environment, a Monday to Friday 9-5ish slog, a clutch of new colleagues. (I cannot deal very well with those I consider to be tossers – what if they are young, headstrong pricks? See last post. How will I cope?) A seven day notice period on each side. It worries me that I am neither engaged nor impressed by much at the company, yet. Least of all the founders. Maybe that’s a good thing, an opportunity for me to make an impact. And I barely know the company or them as people yet anyway. I should reserve my harsh judgements.
On the other thing, the dream pursuit angsted about here previously, another option has been pursued and appears to be going in the right direction. That dream is not dead. But there is still fear and nervousness about the new future unknown.
I fear burn-out, potentially working evenings and weekends and full office days and having no flexibility or leave. I fear change and pressure. I fear working really hard. This is partly because I am slightly lazy – I like having time to go to the cinema and read books and drink coffee and walk and listen to podcasts and idle; and partly because working hard is something I have grown to prefer doing on my own terms.
I fear small-talk. This week I overheard a perfectly comfortable, relaxed, freewheeling conversation between three colleagues about the weather and age and it made me want to shake its participants. Anything planned this weekend? Good weekend? This weather, eh? Haha, yes. Eurgh, no. TALK ABOUT SOMETHING… YOU KNOW.. A THING, TALK ABOUT AN ACTUAL THING, ANYTHING.
I fear (well don’t fear but hardly look forward to) the obligation to donate to anyone’s charity efforts, the obligation to sign birthday cards and leaving cards. All that. It feels forced and artificial and I’d really rather not thanks, but I guess I shall.
I fear (or rather just dread) all the tedious shirts and ironing and formal office wear and having to think about clothes all the time.
I fear (truly fear) handshakes. Over the last few months I seem to have developed what I can only deduce is early arthritis in a small bone or tendon of my little right finger. It can hurt and throb to the core in cold weather, or twang when drying up something awkwardly shaped, but most of all it can feel acutely painful when it is crushed in a vice-like handshake. I eye people up beforehand, knowing I will have to shake their hand, predicting whether it will be a bone-crusher. I shake and smile and swear in my head (good to meet you, YOU BASTARD) and try to ignore the pain.
This strange, apprehensive in between time before starting something quite radically new keeps finding me discombobulated, confused, unsettled, spikes of sudden nervousness about being judged by strangers, in real life, unhidden or obscured by the internet. Briefly without the calming influence of my girlfriend around – an influence I realise I probably take for granted, I feel like a bewildered old man who will shortly be moving to an old people’s home. He knows he should and it’s ‘for the best’, but he still doesn’t like it one bit.
The belligerent one-thing-after-the-other bobsleigh of life is seldom without fear. That is, for some, particularly for those of a naturally anxious or worrisome disposition.
Of late I’ve considered myself against those to whom the world appears to be a big playground: businessmen who think nothing of taking out big bank loans, getting venture capital funding, growing, selling or dissolving businesses; having kids, getting married a few times, buying stuff they can’t afford. My notion is that usually these people were largely raised in an environment without fear or worry around money, without the seeping stress of parental nervousness. Incumbent in these people is the beautiful idea involuntarily translated that there really is nothing to fear about life. Money is not to be feared. You can just trust that everything will be alright. You are good enough.
The constant worry and stress about cashflow has dogged me for a long time and I would love for it to slacken off now. I am open to the compromise of exchanging one prison of anxiety (financial unpredictability, instability) for the new chains of an office and all the tepid obligation that brings, (regular hours, human frustrations), but hopefully reliable pay, the ability to see slightly beyond the next corner, not worry as much about paying rent every month, the chance to plan ahead, or maybe take a nice holiday.
There are others who I’m sure would be more cavalier with similarly up and down cashflow and bank balances. They would take risks, worry less, do stuff regardless, get loans, use credit cards, fall into their overdrafts. But still, you know, live. The feckless bastards. And I often wonder if I had invested more bravely, might my business ventures have reaped proportionately better rewards, greater comfort and sustainability. A swisher website, slightly better kit, more aggressive marketing.
Better not to dwell now, although that’s what you always do. Try to look ahead. Tentatively, probably nervously, try to embrace the new fear.